{"product_id":"bad-decisions-5-pack","title":"Perfectly Unhinged | Bad Decisions 5-Sticker Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour last fuk called. It’s officially deceased.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEver feel like your entire life is being held together by caffeine, spite, and a collection of questionable decisions?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYeah, welcome to the club.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBad Decisions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a five-piece collection of dark humor, sarcastic survival tactics, emotional support demons, and beautifully chaotic artwork straight from the twisted minds at Perfectly Unhinged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFrom running completely out of fuks to bottling bad decisions and assembling your own version of self-care, this pack celebrates the wonderfully dysfunctional side of being human.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMentally stable? Debatable. Emotionally exhausted? Probably. Perfectly Unhinged? Always.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat’s Included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMy Last Fuck Just Died:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A tragic farewell to the very last fuck you had left to give.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eHeld Together by Spite:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Because sometimes spite is stronger than superglue.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eLocally Sourced Bad Decisions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Freshly bottled chaos, made from the finest questionable choices.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSelf-Care: Some Assembly Required:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Personal growth is complicated. Instructions sold separately.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eEmotional Support Group:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Your inner demons have formed a support group. Attendance is mandatory.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eQuantity:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 5 different stickers, one of each design\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Approximately 3 inches along the longest side of each sticker\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eStyles:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Die-cut and square-cut designs\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFinish:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Full-color printed stickers\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eProduction:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Printed and cut in-house by Perezfection LLC\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eCollection:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Perfectly Unhinged | Stickers\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for laptops, notebooks, journals, sticker collections, and anyone whose coping mechanisms deserve their own warning label.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e May encourage sarcasm, questionable decisions, and an unhealthy attachment to your emotional support demons. You’re welcome.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PEREZFECTION","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67957435597076,"sku":"PU-PACK-002","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/1949\/5444\/files\/perfectly-unhinged-five-pack-1.jpg?v=1793546879","url":"https:\/\/perezfection.com\/products\/bad-decisions-5-pack","provider":"PEREZFECTION","version":"1.0","type":"link"}